So, apparently Windows decided that my computer needed a surprise update marathon—right when I thought I’d finally gotten some work done. Does anyone else feel like their operating system has a secret vendetta against productivity, or is it just me? I’ve exhausted every possible ritual (incantations included) to postpone these updates, but Windows is like that overly enthusiastic friend who just won’t take a hint. Any ingenious hacks or sacrificial offerings to the update gods that might keep my system from randomly rebooting mid-email? Would love to hear your battle scars and any screenshot-worthy update glitches. Thanks in advance for the sympathies and potential solutions!