Seriously, has anyone else noticed that the jmicron flash media controller seems to have no idea what it’s doing on Windows? I’ve been dancing around with drivers and settings like I’m auditioning for a tech support circus, but apparently, my system thinks the controller is a misunderstood art installation. Is there a secret ritual I need to perform to appease it, or is this just Windows being its usual delightfully unpredictable self? Any tips, magic commands, or incantations to coax a bit of logic out of it?