So, I’m stuck in 2007-don’t be jealous-but bear with me. I’m trying to run something that insists on DirectX 9 (you know, because “modern” is overrated) on my glorious Windows 7 64-bit installation. I know, I know, “just update to DirectX 12 and enjoy the future,” but the game I want to play throws a tantrum if you even mention newer DirectX versions. Like, I feel like I’m applying for a museum exhibit, not launching a game.
Anyway, what’s the magical, least-painful way to get DirectX 9 working? I’ve heard that even the “DirectX End-User Runtime” sometimes leaves out files you need, and then you’re on a “missing dll” scavenger hunt across the internet’s least reputable corners.
Anyone have a recipe that doesn’t involve 15 sketchy third-party installers, turning off UAC, sacrificing a goat, or giving up on life altogether?
Extra credit: Is there any way to convince modern GPUs and Windows 7 to happily talk with those creaky, ancient DirectX 9 titles-without everything exploding? Because clearly, compatibility mode is just there for moral support.