Why does Windows 10 in VMware run slower than my motivation on a Monday morning? Seriously, I’ve given it more RAM than my laptop uses watching Netflix, and it still lags like it’s auditioning for a slow-motion movie. Is there a secret “make this work like a normal person’s computer” setting hidden somewhere? Or is this just Microsoft’s way of telling me to upgrade to Windows 11? Tips, tricks, or just epic roast stories about your VM disasters welcome.