So… anyone else have the pleasure of KB5003791 gracing their system with its mysterious presence? I just love how Microsoft drops some random cumulative update, then sits back and watches everyone try to figure out what it actually does. According to the vague patch notes, it fixes “certain issues with Windows,” which is tech-speak for “don’t ask questions, just reboot.”
My machine feels about three milliseconds faster—maybe. Or maybe that’s just placebo. Anyone notice anything break spectacularly, or did this one quietly slink onto your PC and pretend nothing happened? Should I be celebrating? Paranoid? Bestowed with new magical powers I haven’t noticed yet?
Share your KB5003791 horror stories, wild conspiracy theories, or, if you’re really brave, legitimate results…