Apparently, my Windows PC has decided it’s allergic to sound. The speakers work on everything except my computer, which now believes silence is golden—except when it randomly plays the “Device Connected” sound just to keep me guessing.
Tried all the classics: updated drivers, unplugged and re-plugged cables like a mad scientist, checked volume settings… even sacrificed a USB stick to the gods of troubleshooting. Sound troubleshooter says “everything is fine”—which gives me about as much reassurance as Clippy used to.
Anyone else living in this high-stakes mime performance? Any brilliant fixes before I buy a megaphone and start narrating my desktop’s actions out loud?