Okay, so apparently my printer and scanner have decided to form their own secret society, and Windows is their unwilling host. I’ve spent the last three hours trying to convince them that modern technology exists, but apparently, legacy peripherals weren’t invited to the party. Any tips on how to force them to cooperate, or is this just another one of Windows’ famous “compatibility surprises”? Apparently, I need a decoder ring and a ritual chant just to print a document. Any fellow sufferers with magic solutions or should we just start a support group for relics?